December 2011
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“You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say...”
– William Shakespeare (via bigsexyswagg)
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Just now…this lady in the store literally justified real fur sales by saying—quite loudly too— “Well how long’s that dang animal going to live anyway!?!”
Jesus.
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My salute to strong women
So happy for my girl who finally worked up the courage to stand up for herself and leave her “man” in search of someone who will AT LEAST meet her half way. Pulling your own weight is not asking too much. Warning to the weak: you won’t get away with being a mooch forever. Don’t pull our emotional strings, especially when you aren’t even willing to discuss/try to...
The Hulk was in my dream last night
Only he was confined to this small cage….and I was trying to rescue him. I always dream about paranormal/fictional men!
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If you give an X-mas gift to the best friend of...
YOU FRICKIN’ SUSPECT. (and not smart at all)
Deodorant…? Really? Lol.
“I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.”
– Augusten Burroughs (via misswallflower)
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completelyunproductive:
you will get into the christmas spirit even if i have to beat you into it you fucker.
Lol…awesome.
